Jankey

Messed up

man k.c. is jankey tonight

that is so jankey

by Linsay March 14, 2004

Jankey

A jizzy hankey

Person 1:Hey dude have you ot a tissue, I'm about to sneeze.
Person 2:Nah man, all ive got is this jankey
Person 1:Whats a jankey?
Person 2: A hankey i jizzed on

by The Wizard In Black October 1, 2009

Jankey

"Jankey" is another term used when some idea your friend has seems crazy or not very interesting,

Dude, that sounds pretty jankey to me.

by Shane Newton July 18, 2006

Jankey

used to describe the half pirate, half hammer-head shark guy in the second "Pirates of The Caribbean"

Steve: "Dude, DJ, check out that hammer-head shark thing! He's so jankey."

DJ: "haha... jankey? wtf hahahaha!"

by M-Low September 1, 2007

Jankey

Any time you are hit in the genitals with a tool owned by you but operated by someone else.

It was jankey when Mike took Alex's putter and nut-tapped him with it.

by DrAllstar April 11, 2008

jankey

Broke down
under constant repair
Faulted

"Look at that jankey ass car ridin on 4 donuts, with trashbags all in the backseat windows n shit."

by Wesso September 23, 2003

jankey

Adjetive. Anything that is beyond repair, of dubious quality, or otherwise without quality.

"Hey Jiba, what do you think of this drawing?"
"Man, that shit Jankey, dog, y'know-what-I'm-sayin?"

by Broke ass art student September 22, 2005