Humble Fuck

1. To fuck or penetrate in some way a person in order to break them down to a point of humbling before you.

2. Synonymous with "owning" "spanked" or variations on the theme but often with an extra implied harshness.

1. John was humbled by the ass raping Rick gave to him in the showers. John was given a humble fuck or John was Humble Fucked

2. I grabbed the girl by her hair and humbled fucked her face.

by Big Daddy J & Dr. J July 29, 2009

Himbecile

They are essentially Himbos, big, beefy, not too bright, but doesn't respect women in the slightest. Only thing playing in his head is a dial up tone.

He doesn't respect women? That isn't a himbo, thats a himbecile.

by altbun December 27, 2021

Hubertus

Bavarian origin, he is the Protector of the hunters for the German speaking people. A Hubertus is known to be tall, handsome and dark haired. Also, a very kind person in nature. Due to his origin, he is an expert with weapons and a superb Marksman. If you ever find yourself in a bad situation (like a bank robbery) you will be blessed when a Hubertus is close. When approached by a Hubertus, let him know you come in peace. Say; „Hubertus, thank you for your service“ then lead him to some beautiful girls because he is a protector.

Ashley: Yesterday I met a Hubertus!
Katharine: Damn girl, you got yourself a fine ass protector!

by ElGobo January 19, 2019

eat humble pie

to apologize for and face humiliation for a serious error

It was the governments turn to eat humble pie.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2008

Hubert's Grandmother

The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.

Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades.
Person 2: Dang, Hubert's Grandmother is hot.

by Dwinter Glik June 11, 2018

in my far from humble opinion

An assertive phrase to introduce one's opinion by someone who is supremely confident it is the only valid viewpoint that makes logical sense. It is often abbreviated to IMFFHO. It should not be used by the faint hearted or those that cannot back it up with facts.

In my far from humble opinion, Matt Oxley writes like he's sitting on a time-bomb waiting for it to explode so he can be the first to report it
In my far from humble opinion, Valentino Rossi will never win another world championship

by Eyre of the Fred April 18, 2018

Humblebee

A person (typically an artist) who is so humble they won't even accept compliments. They will often brush off any praise they get and say they opposite.

Person 1: Wow! Your art is absolutely incredible!
Person 2: No it's not, it's awful, stop lying.
Person 1: I'm not lying, it's true!
Person 2: Yes you are, my art sucks.
Person 1: Stop being such a Humblebee

by SinnyDayInHell October 9, 2017