A shitty pre-made meal served to hundreds of hapless guests by dozens of hapless servers. Usually features chicken cordon bleu.
Not a meal you wanted.
Not a meal you wanted.
Guest 1: Hey what's for dinner after the wedding?
Guest 2: It's a hotel banquet!
Guest 1: shitty chicken cordon bleu?
Guest 2: Yep!
Guest 2: It's a hotel banquet!
Guest 1: shitty chicken cordon bleu?
Guest 2: Yep!
by We know it really is broken October 4, 2013
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Boy 1: Did you see Hortencia’s outfit?
Boy 2: She has a good style!
Girl 1: Shut up, she has a horrible style.
Boy 2: You’re just jealous you dress like shit.
Boy 2: She has a good style!
Girl 1: Shut up, she has a horrible style.
Boy 2: You’re just jealous you dress like shit.
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An eating establishment comparable to Hooters, except the staff consists of femboys wearing Hooters uniforms with their little femcocks bulging in their skimpy shorts.
“Hey Jake, we’re still going to Femboy Hooters right? I heard they hire only the finest femboys in town!”
by Smoothcock McGee June 8, 2020
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Person 1: I cannot go through with this engagement, you are slowly killing yourself and I am breaking up with you
Person 2: Thats a hootenberry
Person 2: Thats a hootenberry
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Person 2: yeah they have a pretty good taqueria there, definitely four stars out of five
Person 2: yeah they have a pretty good taqueria there, definitely four stars out of five
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