Houseband

A male version of housewife.

He was a houseband to his wife and three children.

by gsanta August 9, 2012

Housemate Roulette

A game of chance when moving into a new house or halls (e.g: into university accommodation or college dorms) and not knowing anyone that you will be living with.. and just hoping you get lucky with your house/flat mates.

A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of boys to girls = Losing housemate roulette

A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of girls to boys = Winning housemate roulette

by Dale23 August 28, 2011

houseband

A term derived from the word "housewife" and "husband" used to describe an unemployed boyfriend/fiancé/husband who stays at home and does hosewife kinda stuff.

Dude1: Hey, bro. Wanna join me at the bar for a drink or five?

Dude2: na, bro. I can't. Don't you remember? I'm a houseband. I have chores to do.

by Dekrepit90 February 13, 2015

Housepardddyyy

A phrase used by bethany bryan which implies how much she likes vens.

I'm not ready for bed I'm ready for a housepardddyyy

by Kiddokiddo2 April 2, 2020

Housemating

The act of sleeping with a house mate

- Dude, I heard that john and Amy are sleeping together !

- Don't they live together?

- yeah.. they're housemating

by Nteimpocary September 30, 2018

lesser evolved houseman

(adj.) denoting a creature which is not quite cro magnum yet not a homo sapien; of caveman origins, however current habitat for the creature is a house.

1. My especially hairy neighbor, Donald, is a lesser evolved houseman.

2. Watch as lesser evolved houseman dilligently vaccums and dusts his newly purchased ranch home.

by Prof. Gardener of the University of Harvard department of Anthropology September 5, 2008

Houseband

Noun. The male version of a housewife. Mostly common in heterosexual relationships where str8 men don’t carry their weight but ideally used in reference to gay relationships.

I’m a houseband shopping in Dubai.

by FredekaStar March 16, 2019