Housecation

Spending your accumulated work vacation days to tackle remodeling projects on your house.

John is in the midst of a basement remodel, so he spent the first two weeks of August on a housecation.

by SeattleDad July 31, 2009

Housegathering

A sophisticated way of talking about the socializing application, also know as and and frequently referred to as "Houseparty". The idea shaped itself into existence when, I was chatting with a dear celebrity friend of mine in what the society today calls a "groupchat". I was basically revoking her introvert card because she generally spends her time on the (~renamed version of "Houseparty"~) Housegathering application. Now see that is obviously not a place where an introvert would usually spent their precious introvert time on. I sincerely apologize for straying away from the original subject. I was merely trying to explain how the name "Housegathering" sculpted itself into reality.

Scenario #1 title: "Casual conversation with my pals"

:*Ayisha sents tiktok on "Whatsapp" about being an introvert*

Scenario #2 title: "Relatable Introvert"
:"Mouna's extroverted ass self then proceeds to reply with something along the lines of it being reElAtaAbLe"

Then infamous"Housegathering"
Scenario takes place #3 title :"Realization of extrovertedness and Housegathering"

:*Ayisha engages in the ongoing conversation* but shortly after 1 text message...something happens that nobody would've expected, not even a fortune-teller could predict this unfortunate event. (Ayisha's pov) : "I was feeling eerie, the scenery in front of my eyes became pitch black, my heart was rapidly racing and I was screaming like a madman. I just realized something I should've been aware of much sooner, that Mouna... that damn Mouna I whispered coldly. Mouna was no introvert because...*analyzing the biggest red flag* she mainly participated in video calling on none other then the overly extroverted application "Housegathering".
This certainty is the unpleasant truth, in view of the fact that she frequently invited me to engage in conversations with strangers on the app, I then concluded that she surely was no stranger to extroverted activities.

by Shegia dambanza May 27, 2020

Housebouncing

Pronounced 'h-ousebouncing'.

To go out on a Friday evening, moving from party to party, getting more and more drunk.

"Oi Trish, you look wankered!"
"Yeah Chasmine, I've been housebouncing all night!"

by joeiswellfitlike November 4, 2009

ass like a housecat

a woman with a small backside....so small in fact that at first glance it may seem almost housecattish upon first inspection

Rob:"man that girl has a tiny behind!!"
Brad:"hell yea that bitch has an ass like a housecat!!"

by bighonkey April 3, 2008

Houseboy

sort of like a cabana boy and often found in porn movies trimming hedges

Bow-chicka-bow-wow(porn music)


*enters the houseboy* Hi ma'am, can I have a glass of lemonade after trimming that bush?

by omfgwtf January 12, 2004

Housebitch

Despite possessing testicles (allegedly), the Housebitch takes on the traditional role of the submissive housewife. Any and all decisions must first be approved by the wife and her say is dutifully accepted. The only alcohol allowed in the house is white wine. Cursing is forbidden. Male friendships are strictly frowned upon. The Housebitch goes to great lengths to disguise his true identity including coming up with off-the-wall excuses in order to explain to his male friends why he will not be attending events to which he previously guaranteed his presence. It gives the Housebitch's wife great joy to cancel plans the Housebitch made with his buddies.

As the Housebitch, Ian knows better than to even bring up the topic of a boys’ weekend trip. Instead, he has a catalog of excuses from which to pull from as soon as friends suggest any kind of getaway. This makes Ally happy, which in turn, makes Ian happy. With another weekend apart averted, Ian and Ally toast their wine glasses before cuddling up on the couch to watch this weeks episode of The Bachelor follow up with American Idol.

by Rebell May 1, 2008

Houseband

A male version of housewife.

He was a houseband to his wife and three children.

by gsanta August 9, 2012