Hairodynamic 

A hair style that allows air to flow easily over

The most hairodynamic hairstyle of all is to be bald.

Hairodynamic by Hot Carl 1024 November 17, 2014

Haronkadonk 

Haronkadonk is a place in the universe ruled by the one and only Mike Whitney. The Haronkadonkians are a mighty race, defined by their year long season of Cricket.

I visited Haronkadonk just to watch Mike deliver a left arm fast pace bowl! What a once in a lifetime thing to witness

Haronkadonk by BilliwBobSandwhich April 6, 2023

hairnus 

A sly word from the prefix, 'hair' and suffix, 'nus' (short for anus) which describes the filthy hair which cascades from your butthole and runs down your gooch.

Yo dude my hairnus is so long I could almost plat it!

hairnus by frazdog May 1, 2011

hairnet 

A thin, usually black net, put on the head, used to keep the hair tight, avoiding spillage, food contamination etc. Used by chefs, cooks, waiters etc., also sometimes used by people with wigs.

"You’ll put on those kitchen whites, the glasses, and the hairnet."
Stephen King, 11/22/63

hairnet by gjordanov August 21, 2012

Hairmonica

When your mustache hair gets caught in the harmonica you’re jammin’ on and it hurts like a bitch.

Bobo wasn’t just getting into the blues when he hit that last note, he was in pain ‘cuz he was playing hairmonica.

Hairmonica by HumaneAnimal November 8, 2017

Saved by the hair on your ass 

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

Saved by the hair on your ass by trevmation September 13, 2015

not by the hair on my chiny chin chin

a famous line from "The Three Little Pigs". also refers in code to a certain female teacher that has more man-hair than most boys in puberty.

Person A: (says) not by the hair on my chiny chin chin
Person A: (begins to rub chin)
Persons B&C: (begin to laugh)

not by the hair on my chiny chin chin by numanuma324 April 6, 2005