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Hairmonica

When your mustache hair gets caught in the harmonica you’re jammin’ on and it hurts like a bitch.
Bobo wasn’t just getting into the blues when he hit that last note, he was in pain ‘cuz he was playing hairmonica.
Hairmonica by HumaneAnimal November 8, 2017
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hairmonica

A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.
Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!
hairmonica by dingleningle August 16, 2014

hairmonica

A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.
Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!
hairmonica by dingleningle August 16, 2014

hairmonica

A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.
Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!
hairmonica by dingleningle August 16, 2014

playing the hairmonica 

performing cunnilingus or oral sex
Kathleen was hesitant to commit to the new man in her life, as he was cocky, belligerent, mean and smelly; though he was adept at playing the hairmonica.

hot harmonica 

When you assume Regular Car Reviews said something dirty, and instead you find this. Next time you are at the movies, ask the service desk where to find one.
Hey ,Transformers sucked, want to give me a hot harmonica in the men's room?
hot harmonica by Bobasnotdead July 24, 2017

Beef harmonica 

The opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(penis)...

A womans tuppence (vagina)
Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done

Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?
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