Goonah Jab

To jab one's Goonah

Wow josh W. you Goonah jabbed your girlfriend

by Woody13243 May 15, 2010

goonbating

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

gooncel

Gooner + incel

Every gooncel has an emergency gooning kit with them at all times.

by mr.gooncel September 24, 2023

Goonak

An alpha male often described as a gigachad that everybody wants to be. A Goonak makes instant decisions that everybody wishes they had but couldn’t due to the lack of Goonakness. Also perceived as a god Goonak doesn’t care what other people think of him as he know he’s above everyone.

I wish I was a Goonak instead of being a beta bitch.

by AncientlyOne October 24, 2023

Gloonkey

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.

"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."

by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006

Goonami

A 'goonami' occurs when a goonsack is burst, spilling the precious alcohol everywhere.

The term originated in Australia.

Sack bursts on ground (usually on grass or uneven concrete).
People surrounding the sack start shouting goonami, and then get the breaker to buy another.

by Macquarie u waterpolo October 13, 2010

Twilight New GOON

The name for a male who has gone to see the new twilight movie (Twilight New Moon).

Mike: Brad is so pussy-whipped that he went to see the new Twilight Movie with his girlfriend.

Tom: Are you serious?

Mike: Yup.

Tom: What a twilight new goon.

by KayFizzle November 21, 2009