grope 'n go

the process in which a person gropes the opposite sex while quickly walking past them

when that drunk guy grabs a feel on an unsuspecting girl while walking by

kinda like a hit n run

Kyrie was a victim of a grope 'n go last night. That random guy brushed by her and caught a handful, and he liked it.

by the first clue September 13, 2010

Gropeopotamus

A greasy, fat white male pervert that is constantly on the hunt for cheap feel and grope of a nonchalant nature. Gropeopotamus are fround at shopping malls, grocery stores, play grounds, parks, concerts and sporting events. They are recognizable by their outdated, stained clothing, barrel-shaped beer guts, salivating mouths, nearly hairless bodies and stubby runt-like legs. The Gropeopotamus is aggressive and unpredictable and will grope and fondle adults and children of any sex, age or race. Gropeopotamus also smell like a mixture of musky sweat and aged cheese.

Cindy was enjoyed a day of shopping at the local mall until she and her friend Carla encounted a Gropeopotamus in the food court.

by Eaton Holgoode April 9, 2015

Gropecunt Lane

A lane where cunts are groped. (See Horselydown Road)

Prithee sire, wouldst thou direct this ne'er do well to Gropecunt Lane?

by Two Wallets Brown August 30, 2006

Gropecunt Lane

A street where prostitutes ply their trade, derived from its original useage as a common Medieval street name.

In the Middle Ages it was not uncommon for an English street name to reflect it's function or economic activity, for example Butchers Lane or Silver Street.

Gropecunt Lane was often located in the busiest part of Medieval Cities. During the 15th and 16th centuries these streets had their names changed as prostitution became outlawed and the word "cunt" came to be viewed as an offensive expletive.

The last recorded use of Gropecunt Lane as a street name was in 1588 in Newcastle.

"Hey man..my balls are itching!"
"I told you to stay away from Gropecunt Lane"

"I drank too much last night and ended up having my dick sucked in Gropecunt Lane"

by completehouse May 9, 2010

groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

by gooser94 January 11, 2014

Granny groper

Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.

"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."

by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016

dope and grope

The act of indiscriminately drugging a person with the intention of having forceful intercourse while the person is intoxicated. Also known as date rape.

"Brett Kavanaugh, do you deny being party to a dope and grope of Dr. Ford?" - Senator Feinstein

by 11AngryMecicans October 3, 2018