grokless

Absolutely incapable of deeply understanding or having empathy for a particular topic or in general.

I tried to explain Windows files and folders to my mom, but she it totally grokless.

by grpNiteroi September 25, 2009

Grooble

A gray, evil version of a Frooble.
Created in a strange cloning accident, they are completely evil and want to take over the world.

Run, a swarm of Groobles are attacking Froobletopia!

by Dohemo Zork June 24, 2008

Stool Grool

It’s the same thing as grool, only with poop.

“I banged my chick in the butt last night, and got some stool grool on my wiener.”

by Kevolution1987 February 14, 2020

Grook

An individual who is both greedy and a theif or crook.

"Did you know the boss cut more hours this week? That man is nothing but a grook!"

by LaVolpe May 25, 2014

grockle

A holiday maker, but one from outside the local vicinity, i.e. someone holidaying in Christchurch who's from Southampton isn't a grockle. Term used on the south coast and has spread eastwards, stopping at Southampton water. Most commonly heard in the solent town of Lymington where it's used as an insult towards ignorant and usually posh tourists, those with caravans, those with five kids, a dog and granddad tagging along and those that have been coming to the town for twenty years and think they know/own the place. Most commonly heard amongst fed-up shopworkers and working-class locals. Tends not to be applied to foreign tourists as these generally tend to be considerate people when travelling and don't make a nuisance of themselves.

"Heads up, grockle in the shop!"

"I want to take out these grockles with a sniper rifle."

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

Groople

Groople is a division of Google that handles group travel, but it also describes the act of getting together to talk about group travel. It is most commonly used in a verb form.

Our trip to Mexico is coming up! Let's groople at Starbucks about tomorrow. We can pick our dates for travel.

by big jimz May 19, 2009

grockle box

A caravan towed by tourists.

"Iv just spent 3 hours stuck behind a f*cking grockle box on the B350"

by Andy March 31, 2008