gorpedo

after one farts in the tub or any water, poop suddenly shoots up into the mouth out of the gorpbubble of the "gorp"

"Kubie got a gorpedo in the face during his hot sensual bath with his women."

by Kube and Sal August 21, 2009

Gornsed

When a person feels intense sexual desire. Horny.

After watching the girls gone wild commercial I was suddenly gornsed.

by davedavidsonjunior July 27, 2012

Gorne

A medical condition when one reads a book and gets aroused by the word "The" every time it is said.

Kyle First: I was reading that book yesterday and the word "The" came up and it reminded me of Notifika's fine booty I just wanted to tap that, I must have the Gorne syndrom.

by Mrmcbeefy August 14, 2009

Gornet

pronounced Gor-Nay, sometimes also referred to as a Gornay.

v. when one of your friends fucks things up all the time, or the act of such a fuck up

n. one who doesn't get it and most likely has a made up girlfriend

-Bro do you know if he got with that girl last night?
-No man he totally Gornayed it as usually.
-Oh, typical Gornet.

by theVicht January 8, 2012

gorked

being high, or coming down from a high. being totally baked, stoned, lit, ect.

Dude, Kevin was totally gorked at school!

by NaLo April 18, 2008

gooned

to be run over by a car

Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned

by TheRevealer June 9, 2010

Gored

The result of being force fed Global Warming, while the world experiences historically low temperatures. See "Taken advantage of" and "Revoke Freedoms"

Erin sold her snowblower last year, after a few years of little to no use. Little did she know that she was Gored in the winter of 2008.

by Ascoda March 13, 2008