Gornet

pronounced Gor-Nay, sometimes also referred to as a Gornay.

v. when one of your friends fucks things up all the time, or the act of such a fuck up

n. one who doesn't get it and most likely has a made up girlfriend

-Bro do you know if he got with that girl last night?
-No man he totally Gornayed it as usually.
-Oh, typical Gornet.

Gornet by theVicht January 8, 2012

Goretex

A 100% waterproof fabric woven so tightly that even a single droplet of water cannot get thru it!

My son gave me a Goretex military jacket that is totally waterproof & it cost $300 in 2001. It's amazing, camoflauge, & I love it!

Goretex by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Garnet 

1. Master of Comedy
2. The most badass character in Steven Universe. She is literally a fusion between two lesbian space rocks
3. Square Mom

"Amethyst: Hahaha! Wow Garnet, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!

Garnet: Garnet, Master of Comedy"

"Steven Universe AKA Gay Space Rocks"

"Square Mom is the bet mom"

Garnet by Tatum Ridley July 23, 2016

Goonette 

The female equivalent of a gooner.

A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.

Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner

Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.

Goonette by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019

Garnett Transit Form 

The form you file your taxes on.

I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.

Garnett Transit Form by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018

XAVIER GORNEY

A type of boulder used for mass destruction. also is a reliable food source for a couple of years.

a XAVIER GORNEY was used to destroy all sources of enemy food in a matter of seconds in the late 16th century

XAVIER GORNEY by ancient food sources September 25, 2019

gormet 

n./adj. (ˈɡɔr-mɛt) A shortened version of the word "gourmet" used to refer to non-gourmet foods, such as overpriced hotdogs or deli cheese with ritz crackers sloppily arranged on a paper plate. May also be used interchangeably with the word "hotdog".

Bro, this gormet kool-aid I got from the Costco is legit!
Whoa, it's a chili-gormet! For only $8!
I went to my favorite restaurant the other day, and they had a gormet selection of <favorite food items here> for 20% off!

gormet by arial_dragon_dancer November 4, 2020