A medical condition when one reads a book and gets aroused by the word "The" every time it is said.
Kyle First: I was reading that book yesterday and the word "The" came up and it reminded me of Notifika's fine booty I just wanted to tap that, I must have the Gorne syndrom.
by Mrmcbeefy August 14, 2009
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GORN, (N.) defined as a "woody" word from Monty Pythons Woody and Tinny skit.

This word is also told to bring confidence through its woody nature.
Gorn, GOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRNNN, a good woody word, it gives me confidenc
by Contable GOOOORRRRRn January 16, 2011
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Originally an alien race of large lizard people in the original Star Trek that raided the outer colonies untill Captain James T. Kirk shot one with diamonds and improvised gunpowder. They are now known as extremely anoying blog or YouTube commenters that aren't trolls but ignorant people who can't understand humor or irony and are quick to troll rate. Much like the Gorn that Captain James Kirk so righteously shot, the are unemotional reptiles that hiss.
JamesTiberius: Check out the video of this guy getting gorged by a Buffalo in Colorado after he cornored and tried to pet it.
G0rnHegemony: This is unacceptable, I am troll rating you!
JamesTiberius(-1): you are an f'ing Gorn!
by Hand Plucked King August 24, 2009
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neologism. abbreviation of "good morning".
for lazy people.
The noun was created by Cehz on 28th of August 2008 in Stockholm, Sweden.
"hello"..... " GORNING!!!"
by Giganecroghei August 28, 2008
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A British version of “Go on”. Often used to support a family member and friend.
Guy 1: I’m finally going to message the girl I like.
Guy 2: Gorn lad! What’s the worst that can happen!
by Aveuss June 14, 2019
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gorn, v: The act of vandalising another person's computer whilst they are absent through lurid messages on their instant messenger and other chat programs (eg. mIRC, DC++), changing desktop backgrounds, and setting internet homepages to give the impression that the user is partial to homoerotic material and has homosexual tendancies. A portmanteau of the words "gay" and "porn". Orginated from Mt Gravatt College, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia (circa: late 2005).
I just gorned Julz's computer so bad.
Who the fuck just gorned my computer?? They set meatspin as my desktop background!
by <Doc> March 2, 2006
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