Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.

Please stop acting like a total goontard.

by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014

gooktard

One who is of the retarded pursuasion, and can't get shit done right. Usually lacking in common sense and has small "family jewls".
gook- (asian/small penis)
-tard (a moron in many ways.

ex:
Man1: Did that guy get the group project done?
Man2: No, that gooktard F-ed it all up and didn't finish in time.

by The town gossip October 28, 2003

Glocktard

Someone who needs to be shot multiple times with a glock due to their stupidity.

The outcasts are glocktards lets go blast those fools!

by Lavender Owl September 25, 2013

goochtastic

something that is real lame or just over all shitty.

Why did Mandy Moore come out with that goochtastic CD of all cover songs? The title "Coverage" just spells out gooch.

by casey November 13, 2003

Goochatropolis

City located in Ohio where every place has the name gooch in it.

I'm headed to Goochatropolis on Monday.

by Joelle I <3 Michael March 29, 2003

goochfart

when the compression of air between your legs makes a sound of a fart

i was walking down the street and i goochfarted...
god i hate it when i let a goochfart rip..
aaron you yobbo do yo mind not goochfarting

by belvadear April 10, 2007

Goosetard

An object that is totally, 110% SWEET AS HELL.

hey jerry check out my tricked out trike isnt it GOOSETARD?

by tim June 9, 2005