Goochturd 

Goochturd, verb- the act of taking a turd out of the toilet that you shit out the previous day that way it's odor is awful and falls apart more easily to shove into your partners vaginal or anal cavity

Sentence: I pulled a goochturd on Sally last night and she rode my dick after I did it, I used that shit as lube too

Goochturd by Zseltz May 18, 2015

Goochturd 

Goochturd, noun- A goochturd is a turd that originates from the gooch or vagina

Sentence: Man I fucked Sally so hard last night that a goochturd fell out.

Goochturd by Zseltz May 18, 2015

goochtard 

a person with excessive space between their ass and their holy place.

"Yo Danny, bend over and let me tickle your gooch, bro."
"Okay, bro. Let me just take my pantaloons off."
"Hell yeah."
"Hell yeah again."
"Oh shit, you are a fucking goochtard. Get outta my casa."
"...Okay... I can respect that."

goochtard by g4lak47 February 24, 2014

goochburger 

the sutra of biting a guys gooch with a peice of bread on top and bottom. smother in special sauce (not mcd's, HIS) for extra flavor.

"I had the BEST goochburger" - Kate
"Johhny's special sauce is best with Brian's Goochburger"-S.H* Richard Simmons



S.H = superhomo

goochburger by Legend. BPH February 20, 2009

goochtrack 

the piece of skin between the male scrotum & the anus. a common term in scarborough

anus anal steve1time goochtrack

goochtrack by r1deano October 15, 2009

Goosturduckin 

You have a goose, turkey, duck, and a chicken. Put the chicken inside the duck, inside the turkey, inside the goose. Lol

My friend told me to try some goosturduckin, said it was good

Goosturduckin by Udumbbitch November 8, 2020

goonturd 

Goonturd is The combination of The two Words «Goon» and «turd», defining a person who both goons and is a bad person, aka a turd.

Jenna: “ugh Jason you are such a goonturd”
Jason: “yeah but your mom is an even bigger goonturd”

goonturd by Goontard69 December 30, 2024