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Goochturd
Goochturd, verb- the act of taking a turd out of the toilet that you shit out the previous day that way it's odor is awful and falls apart more easily to shove into your partners vaginal or anal cavity
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goochburger
the sutra of biting a guys gooch with a peice of bread on top and bottom. smother in special sauce (not mcd's, HIS) for extra flavor.
"I had the BEST goochburger" - Kate
"Johhny's special sauce is best with Brian's Goochburger"-S.H* Richard Simmons
S.H = superhomo
"Johhny's special sauce is best with Brian's Goochburger"-S.H* Richard Simmons
S.H = superhomo
goochburger by Legend. BPH February 20, 2009
goochtrack
goochtrack by r1deano October 15, 2009
Goosturduckin
You have a goose, turkey, duck, and a chicken. Put the chicken inside the duck, inside the turkey, inside the goose. Lol
Goosturduckin by Udumbbitch November 8, 2020
goonturd
Goonturd is The combination of The two Words «Goon» and «turd», defining a person who both goons and is a bad person, aka a turd.
goonturd by Goontard69 December 30, 2024
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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