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Goochturd, verb- the act of taking a turd out of the toilet that you shit out the previous day that way it's odor is awful and falls apart more easily to shove into your partners vaginal or anal cavity
Sentence: I pulled a goochturd on Sally last night and she rode my dick after I did it, I used that shit as lube too
by Zseltz May 17, 2015
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
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Goochturd, noun- A goochturd is a turd that originates from the gooch or vagina
Sentence: Man I fucked Sally so hard last night that a goochturd fell out.
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