the gotch

A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."

"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"

"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"

"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."

by Paul Haggis, Dan Larsony January 16, 2008

gotcha journalism

simple, straight-forward questions that cannot be answered by inept politicians.

katie couric: "governor palin, how many fingers am i holding up?"

sarah palin: "you know katie, i'm sick and tired of this gotcha journalism."

by bun September 30, 2008

Gonth

"Gonth" where I come from means, a person that is too focused on something, and he does not care about anything, he is not fair to his opponent, as long as he achives his goal, he is going to be a dirty cu*t, he is going to do everything to win... (It is usable in video-games) (a word "Cunt" is more used for this term)...

Me: "My opponent had a glitch in a game, so he could not control the character!"
Someone: "And did you kick him off the server, so he would not lose a game because of the glitch?"
Me: "No. I killed him 8 times, he was asking me to kick him, but I did not. So he forfited later..."
Someone: "You are such a gonth."

by DaRealGonth February 11, 2017

gotchie gravy

The liquid shit stain in your underwear, especially after flurching or a bad bout of diarrhea!

If you've got diarrhea and don't make it to the John in time, you run the risk of getting some gotchie gravy!

by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008

gonch kibble

small dry turds resembling dry dog food inadvertently expressed into ones underpants

His wife became annoyed from constantly having to clean his gonch kibble.

by g-man 82 June 16, 2015

Gotcha hat

A phrase that results in an immediate ass whooping

His final words were "gotcha hat" may he rest in peace

by Teehew May 7, 2021

Gotcha Game

A video game that bombards you with microtransactions, usually "free to play".

The word is derived from how the games usually "get you" by luring you in with quick and rewarding mechanics at first, only to take those mechanics away and charge for them later on.

Friend #1: Hey, do you play Clash of Clans?
Friend #2: Sorry man, I don't play gotcha games.

by cowthe2000 October 27, 2019