GOLDILOCKS

Adjective : Describes Something, Such As An Object Or Idea, As "Just Right".

Jessica Biel's ass is Goldilocks, yo. Not too big, not to small, but just right.

by J.W. Henderson December 21, 2007

Goldilocks

A good looking fit bird that goes for average boys, instead of popular boys.

Girl 1: Babe, why are you going out with him? You're way too good.
Girl 2: He's perfect <3
Girl 1: Pfft, Goldilocks much?

by Ben.... May 10, 2011

Goldilocks syndrome

When the bed is either too soft or too hard, and you have a horrible night sleep

Person 1: Man I hate working away, it's so hard too sleep on this bed it's way too soft.

Person 2: looks like you suffering from goldilocks syndrome, better go get some sleeping pills.

by Dyabolikal June 20, 2016

Goldilocking

You let yourself into the homes of your friends or adult siblings when they are not home, and you eat their food and sleep in their bed. After Goldilocks & the 3 Bears.

I had nothing to do for 3 hours, so I went Goldilocking at my sister's house.

by iplant April 6, 2005

Goldilockz

When something is "just right". Perfect, Straight or on point . When nothing else needs to be added/taken away. A man/woman who is desirable or a "keeper".

"I've never met anyone like her. We hung out the whole weekend and had such a good time... Everything was goldilockzed. "

by Phill Dirt April 6, 2020

Goldilocks Drunk

A phase of drunk where you are so wasted you sleep in the bed of someone you've never met

"So I got goldilocks drunk last night and woke up in some old lady's bed."

by TehYetti March 13, 2012

Goldilocks Turd

The immensely satisfying poop that comes after waiting just the right amount of time.

Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "Yeah mate. Just had a Goldilocks Turd and I feel wonderful."

by M J V D G June 24, 2016