Goldilocking

You let yourself into the homes of your friends or adult siblings when they are not home, and you eat their food and sleep in their bed. After Goldilocks & the 3 Bears.

I had nothing to do for 3 hours, so I went Goldilocking at my sister's house.

by iplant April 06, 2005

prayer

A form of birth control, though highly ineffective.

Prayer: Please, please God, don't let me get pregnant. Oh Jesus, please let my period show up on time.

by iplant September 27, 2005

proteslave

An intern, but their supervisors call them a "protege" whom they "mentor". Despite being called a protege, they mainly still get grunt work and office slave labor.

Intern: Here are your 3000 photocopies, sir.
Boss: Oh thank you.
*intern leaves*
Boss proudly says to friend: That's my "protege".
Friend: More like your "proteslave".

by iplant October 03, 2008