GoGurtSqueeze

When you jack off but you have to clean up fast so you GoGurtSqueeze your dick so all the cum comes out

Oh shit moms coming gotta GoGurtSqueeze my dick

by The secret butt hole April 13, 2020

GoGaurdian

Spy Ware

your welcome word being defined: gogaurdian

by eerreressssdaas November 18, 2020

GoGuardian

The world's worst extension that you can possibly get at the Chrome Web Store. It's just a fucking dipshit-like piece of crappy-ass bullshit that literally blocks any website that you can possibly think of. You can bypass it, but that doesn't matter, since this hellish motherfucking monstrosity of a extension shit act like an asshole who has no soul, no heart. Crushes your dreams for absolutely no fucking reason. It's just a cunt who is created by 3 Satan-like people known as Advait Shinde, Aza Steel, and R. Todd Mackey. This bitchass cunt is by far the worst thing anybody has ever created for a computer. It is mostly used at schools (aka learning prisons) that look at your screen for the rest of the school day, like a fucking FBI spy. If someone said you can get rid of anything you want to get rid of, then one of those things would be GoGuardian. Without that fucking hellish mess, then we would be in peace. This peace of crappy-ass motherfucking bullshit better not exist in the future, because if it does exist, everyone who is reading this has to smash their device. Make sure the teacher leaves, because if they do, get to their computer and uninstall this crap.

Person One: "Hey, why didn't you finished your homework?"
Person Two: "GoGuardian."

by Klojhgfcvbn March 17, 2022

OH MY GOURD

Something you say when something weird or incredible happens

OH MY GOURD

by gweusodGIciwaeRY June 13, 2019

Gogurt

To give or receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle.

Yeah, she gave me gogurt on the way over here!

by Festerius August 16, 2004

GoGaurdian

The chrome extension summoned by satanic worshippers to haunt and steal the souls of children. Watching poor kids in their sleep, Satan is summoned after 24 hours of use, sucking the souls of any person unfortunate enough to be nearby. The “website blocked” page is created via the use of a pentagram, and the viewing of this page means that your school has beed infiltrated by demons and is in need of an exorcism. If you see the GoGaurdian extension installed, contact the nearest church and run. Run far, far away, preferably Scandinavia.

Oh no, GoGaurdian is installed. MOM, what’s the number for the church in town?

by AcidumMagni November 21, 2021

GoGuardian

A chrome extension that enables 1984 mode

Teachers, stop being China/North Korea wannabes and stop using GoGuardian

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022