Klojhgfcvbn's definitions

Miracle

Something that'll never happen

"It's a miracle!"
"Miracle?"

by Klojhgfcvbn October 10, 2022

Disney

Something that can ruin everything

"No, not Disney"

by Klojhgfcvbn October 10, 2022

Ligma

A critical disease that can kill you if untreated.

Person 1: I think I have ligma.
Person 2: What's ligma?
Person 1: *inhales*

by Klojhgfcvbn September 15, 2022

American English

A simplified version of regular English.

American English = English (Simplified)

by Klojhgfcvbn September 2, 2022

Wikipedia

Wikipedia is the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

Teacher: Wikipedia is not a source
Students: But it can be.

by Klojhgfcvbn June 6, 2022

Fortnite

A game.

What's that? People won't shut the fuck up about Fortnite for the 4,232,897,569,115th time? Tell them to play Minecraft instead. Minecraft is the cure for those people

"Hey, do you want to play Fortnite?"

"Hey, do you want to see a therapist?"

by Klojhgfcvbn June 2, 2022

Minecraft

A place where happiness is unstoppable

Person 1: "Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!"
Person 2: "Why are you saying that?"
Person 1: "MINECRAFT!"
Person 2: "Oh... ok"

by Klojhgfcvbn June 2, 2022