Definitions by Klojhgfcvbn

Miracle 

Something that'll never happen

"It's a miracle!"
"Miracle?"

Miracle by Klojhgfcvbn October 10, 2022

Disney 

Something that can ruin everything

"No, not Disney"

Disney by Klojhgfcvbn October 10, 2022

Ligma 

A critical disease that can kill you if untreated.

Person 1: I think I have ligma.
Person 2: What's ligma?
Person 1: *inhales*

Ligma by Klojhgfcvbn September 15, 2022

American English

A simplified version of regular English.

American English = English (Simplified)

American English by Klojhgfcvbn September 2, 2022

Wikipedia 

Wikipedia is the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

Teacher: Wikipedia is not a source
Students: But it can be.

Wikipedia by Klojhgfcvbn June 6, 2022

Fortnite 

A game.

What's that? People won't shut the fuck up about Fortnite for the 4,232,897,569,115th time? Tell them to play Minecraft instead. Minecraft is the cure for those people

"Hey, do you want to play Fortnite?"

"Hey, do you want to see a therapist?"

Fortnite by Klojhgfcvbn June 2, 2022

Minecraft 

A place where happiness is unstoppable

Person 1: "Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!"
Person 2: "Why are you saying that?"
Person 1: "MINECRAFT!"
Person 2: "Oh... ok"

Minecraft by Klojhgfcvbn June 2, 2022