ed gilbert

An Ed Gilbert is the act of taking a haymaker punch to the vagina. The aim of the Ed Gilbert is to become imbedded fully into the uterus of the recipient, at which point the puncher will begin to masturbate with his own feet, until semen spurts out of every known orifice on the human body. By the end of the Ed Gilbert the puncher will have lost his arm inside the uterus and will begin to stimulate ovulation in the female. This is commonly how the average man and woman will complete coidis. To ensure fertilisation the final actions of the Ed Gilbert include taking a two footed kick and a flying head butt at the anus of the female. Only one in five parcipiants ever survive this mating ordeal.

Is she dead?

Not sure, I heard Alex Barry gave her an Ed Gilbert though!

by Gdgdvccb January 13, 2014

gibber

verb

1 : to fail at something suddenly, unexpectedly and colorfully

2 : to abruptly take your toys and go home

After his proposed fantasy football trade was not approved by a majority of the owners, Andrew hurled a half-eaten chicken strip across the room and gibberred the league. He later finished the chicken strip.

by thefoxx September 9, 2014

Gilbert 2000s

Gilbert 2000s are the Cheap fake mexican version of Nike trainers that the broke gay hoe Gilbert Ochoa wears. You can find them on ebay or even buy a pair from China.

Marcos: "What are thooooose ?!!"

Gilbert: "Nikes..."

Marcos: "Nah they are the Gilbert 2000s !!!"

by Xxest96xX July 26, 2018

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette

A gay French baguette

I'd like one Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette, Please

by Gay101XDLOL August 7, 2017

Gibberish

1.Total nonsense talk, unintelligible or foreign language. 2.Communication using various noises, illegitimate words, nonsense or sounds. 3. Sentence, phrase or general communication not making sense, sometimes induced by several days of smoking crack or other substance.

1.Crack-heads all speak gibberish. 2.John Howard talks gibberish. 3.Drug loving hippies bopping down in a stone bearded trippywobble.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

gibberwank

A popular idea or statement passed around within a subset of the population as if it was factual, but for which there is no supporting evidence. A fusion of "gibberish" and "wanking".

The idea that most unemployed people are lazy pot-heads is just gibberwank spread by uber-conservatives.

by Dr.Dive February 8, 2009

Gilbertron

A frat guy who bones everything that walks and get's absolutely hammered every chance he gets.

Slut: "Hey, I think I've slept with that guy a couple times before."

Frat guy: "Yeah, we call him Gilbertron because he fucks the shit out of every girl he meets."

by Callieman October 27, 2012