A mythological creature. The Big Foot of modern times, it is said that when the aroma of burnt seeds and stems are in the air it is only a matter of time before this beautiful creature will appear from the depths of a local forest or marsh land. Practice extreme caution when this mythological beast does its mating ritual, he(she?!) will serenade you with the wymsical movements of a young Ellroy Jetson. (Researchers have coined the term "Jetson's Dance" for this phenomenom.) Do not feed this creature after midnight, and do not get it wet.
"Make sure the wind is blowing South East before you spark that, I don't want another Gertz incident"
by Spanky McJanky September 20, 2006
Get the gertz mug.An inheritable mental disorder. Wasting your time until you receive money you have never worked for. Engaging in a dead end job that leads to no promotion. A bum. An unwanted person in society.
Aieee, that guy is such a geurtz.
John, why do you have to be such a guertz around Christmas?
We always knew he'd turn out a geurtz working seven years at Kentucky Friend Chicken.
That geurtz eats way too many nutty bars.
John, why do you have to be such a guertz around Christmas?
We always knew he'd turn out a geurtz working seven years at Kentucky Friend Chicken.
That geurtz eats way too many nutty bars.
by Loyola Donnelly November 9, 2008
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by BiggieBalls31 August 28, 2008
Get the Gertz mug.A malformed, almost grinch-like, hairless man with a severe intellectual deficiency. Often mistaken for a homeless person.
Person 1: Poor weird looking little man seems to be homeless and in need of help.
Person 2: I don't think he's homeless, probably just a gertz.
Person 2: I don't think he's homeless, probably just a gertz.
by Timmy Franchise February 10, 2010
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Oh man did you see all the nasty tweets that went to that guy's account after Republican Politician got caught? He totally got Gertzed!
by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia May 4, 2021
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