BiggieBalls31's definitions

Gertz

When a person leaves work early when no one is looking.

I went over to his desk to drop off the TPS reports but he had already pulled a Gertz.

by BiggieBalls31 August 28, 2008

Samoan Peso

A sexual move. One person holds a clear glass plate over their own face while the partner shits onto the plate. The move is said to be sexually arousing for the "taker" bc they like to watch their partner's butthole dialate.

Sarah and I were getting freaky last night, we were going to do the dishes anyways so I gave her a samoan peso first.

by BiggieBalls31 August 28, 2008