Yarn Gargler

one who perform felatio.

That bitch loves to deep-throat. She is a Yarn Gargler!

Yarn Gargler by Johnny Toilet November 20, 2003

cum gargler 

A term used to explain a woman's fettish to show off her oral sex skills

There was this beatch cum gargling the big bad asses dick.

cum gargler by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004

scrot-gargler 

also scroat-gargler

Noun.

A person who is so utterly pathetic that they just occupy space but have no purpose in life. Although one would infer from the name that their job would be to gargle my balls, the truth is, they would not even be good at that.

That self centered douchebag troll is such a scrot-gargler. What a waste of space. I wish he would fucking die.

scrot-gargler by superman75 May 15, 2014

scrotum gargler 

A person who is so lame and or so gay that their sole use and extent of their abillities in life is to gargle my balls.

That ho paris hilton is such a scrotum gargler they need to just put her down like a sick animal.

scrotum gargler by barkingmonkeye July 25, 2007

GAYLER 

Someone who believes that he is the shit, but isn't. Someone who wears pants tighter than their sisters. Someone that lives in the GAY part of town. Someone that tries to be someone he/she isn't in hopes of fitting in.

Ayo why you gotta be a jwon, I mean GAYLER!

GAYLER by gaywonder August 23, 2008

Throat Gaggler 

A throat gaggler is a woman who can suck your dick deep into her throat without choking on it.

That girl I took home last night sucked my dick in the car. She went balls deep bro, she is a throat gaggler!

Throat Gaggler by Chimmy 79 January 20, 2009

gayger counter 

A scientific instrument used to measure gaydiation from a source of gaydioactive material. This takes the form of alpha particles, beta particles, and gaymma rays.

Most often, the gaydioactivity is measured in Gays. A reading of above gayghty-gayght Gays is very very gay, and you should get the hell away from the source of it.

Also, if you emit gaydiaton, you're super gay plus one.

Dude, Krim sent my gayger counter off the scale!

gayger counter by Lee Ji Hoon November 11, 2007