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An employee that takes arse kissing the boss to the next level. It involves the Manager squatting over the mouth of an employee and the employee gargling the superiors’ haemorrhoids. This is done within a workplace setting to create favour with the person in charge.
"My God! Every time it come to overtime she becomes such a gargler!"

John used to be an arse kisser, but since the promotion was announced he is a gargler.

Jill never stands up for her own beliefs at work; she is a gargler and does whatever she is told.

An extreme case of arse kissing.
gargler by Aidan & Sylvia May 16, 2006
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A personnel whom is used to connect to another person, mid call.
A: "What are you blabbering about?"

B: "Could you please speak to the gargler?"
Gargler by Gargler1999 July 17, 2023

spunk gargler 

Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.
No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again
spunk gargler by Nick T W January 30, 2008

Fuckjuice Gargler 

1) An extreme slang term for gay, or someone who gargles with the combined juices from sex.

2)A phrase used by Puppy from Retarded Animal Babies calling Bunny a fag.
What's your problem now, Fuckjuice Gargler? Did you just realize how gay you are?
Fuckjuice Gargler by Flaminsane January 1, 2010

Lard gargler 

An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak.
"did you hear her talking? She's so fat she sounds like a lard gargler!"
Lard gargler by AllyLeAnne October 21, 2009

goo gargler

A person who performs oral sex on a man & swallows
the semen when he ejaculates.
I've heard rumor's that she's a real goo gargler!
That way, she be a little slut, but still claim she's a virgin because her virginity is intact.
goo gargler by L Rocker June 11, 2006

Stink Finger Gargler 

Almost the opposite of a rusty trombone, in which, while fellating a male, you insert your fingers into their anus.
Spenny's favorite wrestling move is the Stink Finger Gargler