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gayger counter 

A scientific instrument used to measure gaydiation from a source of gaydioactive material. This takes the form of alpha particles, beta particles, and gaymma rays.

Most often, the gaydioactivity is measured in Gays. A reading of above gayghty-gayght Gays is very very gay, and you should get the hell away from the source of it.

Also, if you emit gaydiaton, you're super gay plus one.
Dude, Krim sent my gayger counter off the scale!
gayger counter by Lee Ji Hoon November 11, 2007
Related Words
A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
gaykery by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

gaygardier 

Combined from the words bombadier and gay, refers to the person on top after having an accident when 2 men are having gay sex in a cowboy position.
I wouldn't fuck that gaygardier with your dick.

That gaygardier shit all over me last night.
gaygardier by dikforeU April 25, 2010

could be gayer 

the most wonderful saying created b the amazing Thomas sanders who is an angel on earth
thomas: You know what this could be gayer
could be gayer by butthhhhhh August 31, 2017

a-ganger 

a Machinist Mate in the US Navy serving on board a nuclear submarine in the Auxilary Division. He operates and repairs all auxilary mechanical equipment on board the ship, which includes Hydraulic equipment, pnuematic equipment, diesel, AC&R, air regeneration and purifaction, sanitation, potable water, well in sort everything but the main turbines, reactor, and making water. one of the most knowledgeable men on board a submarine.
A-ganger, submarine qualified, forward puke, nose coner. forward engineer.
a-ganger by MM1 (SS) Harp April 6, 2009

gaygercounter 

more accurate than what most refer to as gaydar, this is similar to a geigercounter, which tells you the levels of radiation with a simple clicking sound. here, the gaygercounter clicks to give you a gayness reading for an individual (but only at close range).
Hey, dude, this gaygercounter is going nuts next to you! I think you might be a... a... a gay.
gaygercounter by Kerry Gibbons November 10, 2004