gaff

"gaff" is an irish slang word for "house", its also used across Scotland and parts of England and Wales

dave - " come on over to my gaff, we can watch a film or something "

kevin - " ok, but dont try and touch me "

by Emperor Bubba April 19, 2005

Gruff-knot

Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.

"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"

by Tylerstein October 6, 2006

gaffle

to steal

Crackhead bitch gaffled my wallet while I was in the bathroom.

by Loremaster September 17, 2002

gaffa

the team boss, the guy in charge of a crew

....don't know bout that mate, go see the gaffa, he'll know

by gball April 27, 2006

guff n chuck

to catch one's fart and throw in an unsuspecting victims face.

Andy performed a guff n chuck on Tom. Nice

by Chik3b September 12, 2006

gluff party

exclusive parties held by north London becks/ inner city girls when one of them ends a relationship. Generally small, alcohol-fueled gatherings of girls. Held at one of their houses, although they can often be found out partying together later.
No one quite knows what goes on because they're secretive and exclusive. Personally I suspect witchcraft and lesbian activity.

It's like an anti-henparty. If you see a group on a night out, seriously go for it, they're fit girls who aren't normally easy gone wilddd ;)

girl: whooo gluff party lets go wild and slutty. boy: can I come? girl: umm absolutely not, girls only. boy: well maybe I'll catch you girls after ;)

by coolerthanyou57283 July 1, 2011

Gaffer scam

a term used when someone invites people to a gathering but in the end he backs out leaving the invited people in rage

ahmed invited 5 people for having a chat in the park but in the end he himself didnt show up leaving the other 5 people in rage. gaffer scam kardiya

by Slayer234 May 19, 2021