Gark 

Gark: A multi billionaire's penis.

Hey, look at Elons zipper bulge, Ollie, he must-have a really big "Gark".
Ollie hated mopping the executive washroom, the "Gark" trails were difficult to remove.

Gark by aureliuspm January 18, 2025

Gark

To suddenly realize you have been confidently doing something
completely wrong the whole time. The specific moment when your
confidence collapses because you spot your own mistake, usually
too late to undo it. Intransitive: you gark, you don't gark
something.

I garked halfway through the test when I realized I'd been using
the wrong formula.

Gark by NLM16 July 25, 2026

a gark 

A gark is someone who is slow in the head and has a bit of a wack face. On top of this a gark can show signs of eating their own poo.

Kim doesn't even know what a normal size bottom is, what a gark.
Khloe has a really big nose and a massive left cheek, she is such a gark.
Kourtney's breath spells like my junk from my trunk and her breakfast bowl had brown sploches in it, she is totally a gark.

a gark by King of the karsmashians May 9, 2016

Garken 

An ugly girl who thinks they are attractive, or an attractive girl who thinks she is ugly.

Damn did you see Fiona at the prom? She looks good as hell but she denies it. Such a garken...

Garken by ultimatestackthrower999 December 1, 2010

Garker 

Suburban homosexuals who claim to consume a large amount of cannabis, when they actually don’t.

Person 1: “Man that Dawson kid is really a garker, he smokes a lot of weed!”
Person 2: “Nah, he’s just a pussyboi.”

Garker by psychedelicmonkey June 23, 2018

The Garkies 

A worshipper of the ship Gary the snail and Mark Zuckerberg. The cult started on April 12th 2020, on a nice Easter Day.

“Going to hang with the garkies today, hope nothing too naughty happens. ;)”

The Garkies by Lllleemonade April 12, 2020

Garking 

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

Garking by Djmeffy December 31, 2020