Wartyfork

A polite contraction of the words "what the fuck".
The way you babble in circles makes me wonder "Wartyfork" you are trying to say.
That painting makes no sense, Wartyfork!
It's not finished yet? Wartyfork!!
by aureliuspm February 03, 2022
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Gark

Hey, look at Elons zipper bulge, Ollie, he must-have a really big "Gark".
Ollie hated mopping the executive washroom, the "Gark" trails were difficult to remove.
by aureliuspm January 18, 2025
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trump

A placebo suppository consisting of compressed monkey hair and an extract of the plant nasticus retoricus, usually inserted by a gloveless Russian grand wizard wearing a conical white cap and clown shoes. The medicinal effects of the Trump are negligible but the recipient of the placebo may experience a dark form of political euphoria from the experience and from watching the grand wizard sniff his fingers following the procedure.
Oh, man, that trump feels good - I feel like building a wall to keep those pesky Canadian combines off my property.

Brother, why are you sniffing your fingers and why do I have this urge to squat and make my feet fly out in front of me? Did you slip me a trump when I got up from the throne?
by aureliuspm October 05, 2017
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