gark

The word is a universal word that can be substituted to mean anything you want it to be whether you wan tto use it as a noun verb adj etc

That movie was so gark.
She is totally garkalicious.
You guys stop acting so gark.

by big Mike Plano October 10, 2006

Gark

A word to describe any feeling that you may have when there is seemingly no possible way to express it.

I am feeling gark today.

by Rosalina Gonzalez June 2, 2017

gark

Used when you can think of no otherword to display stress, or can be used as a term with no deffinition, and can be used instead of a noun, or instead of a derogitory term.

Robbie: Smiff whats wrong?
Smiff: fjsfjsalfjafj GARK!

Robbie: Hey smiff have you tried my new Chocolate Flavoured Donkey?
Smiff: What the Gark?

by Adrian Horner July 25, 2007

Gark

An onomatopoeia meant to represent the noise a female (or perhaps a male) makes during the act of fellatio and takes in more than they can handle (deepthroating, in other words). It can be used in several tenses.

Male: "Baby if you keep sucking me like that I'm gonna take you to Red Lobster for cheddar biscuits"
Girl: *GARK GARK GARK GARK*

"I hope there's chicks at the bar, I'm tryin' to get garked tonight."

"Sup girl, you tryin' to gark?"

"Fuck you, buddy"
"Gark me."

by distresspattern March 11, 2010

gark

gark is the sound of choking on a dick

Lemon Wife: GAG ON HIS COCK YOU LEMON-STEALING WHORE
Lemon Whore: gark gark grghk gark gah

by francis ford coprolalia January 10, 2010

Gark

The act of vomiting mid-blowjob

I don't think you should hook up with Jane I heard she garks every time.

by JuantheDream May 28, 2016

Gark

The (golden) Gark, an excellent gardening tool from the Netherlands, multifuctional combining raking, shoveling and sifting te be used in your garden, backyard or stable.

Clean your backyard from leaves and all other dirt with the Gark.

by Mavira May 29, 2009