Gark

A word to describe any feeling that you may have when there is seemingly no possible way to express it.

I am feeling gark today.

by Rosalina Gonzalez June 2, 2017

Gark

An onomatopoeia meant to represent the noise a female (or perhaps a male) makes during the act of fellatio and takes in more than they can handle (deepthroating, in other words). It can be used in several tenses.

Male: "Baby if you keep sucking me like that I'm gonna take you to Red Lobster for cheddar biscuits"
Girl: *GARK GARK GARK GARK*

"I hope there's chicks at the bar, I'm tryin' to get garked tonight."

"Sup girl, you tryin' to gark?"

"Fuck you, buddy"
"Gark me."

by distresspattern March 11, 2010

Gark

The act of vomiting mid-blowjob

I don't think you should hook up with Jane I heard she garks every time.

by JuantheDream May 28, 2016

Gark

The (golden) Gark, an excellent gardening tool from the Netherlands, multifuctional combining raking, shoveling and sifting te be used in your garden, backyard or stable.

Clean your backyard from leaves and all other dirt with the Gark.

by Mavira May 29, 2009

Gark

To throw up/ spew To be sick, vomit

I was out at a mates on the piss the night before & drank a shit load of bourbon, the next day I was so crook I had gark more then once...

by Lyndog July 5, 2009

Gark

Gark mean a 'customer' in Pakistani slang. Mostly used by British Pakistani drug dealers.

Link the 'gark' in that alleyway.

Is that a 'gark' ringing.

by gark October 19, 2012

Gark

The sound made when choking on your own dick; the word was coined by youtube host Reina Scully.

That creepy dude in the back of class died of garking last night when he was home alone.

by SourceFed Podcast Listener July 17, 2016