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No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0
by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013
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Negative fucks

When you have less than zero fucks to give. You literally have depleted all your rollover fucks and used up a certain amount of future fucks as well. The amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.
A customer walks into a retail establishment with a bitchy complaint. Miko says to her dumb hoe employee, "Kelly you take care of her I give negative fucks, my fucks are used up all the way to next week."
by babyuf123 April 28, 2014
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Fuckshit

Synonym to 'Nonsense'
That boy is on some fuckshit!
by ExpoBoi April 4, 2020
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Fuckshit

An episode of behavior in which a person is on a type of rampage in any and all levels of their being. Irrational, hateful, neglectful, disrespectful and above all illogical behaviors rule a person when they are on some fuckshit. Though not always, fuckshit is precipitated with a large consumption of drugs, usually of various types and almost always an over indulgence in them all.
Mike got on some fuckshit over the weekend. He went and ripped off Steven $50, Jason for $80, and Danny for $100. After that he beat up on his girlfriend, went to Wal-Mart and got popped for trying to shoplift a few bottles of superglue. Now the mother fucker's in jail and don't know how he got there. Suppose it's my task to go and fill the poor bastard in on all his fuckshit from this weekend.
by Nikki Stixx August 13, 2020
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Zero fucks given

The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.
Michael: "Vicki, you were the one that broke up with me!"

Victoria: "Zero fucks given, Mike."
by lolswerehad June 22, 2011
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no fucks given

NO fucks given is a state of mind in which when in a situation normally you would throw a fit or give a fuck about but instead you move on as if nothing happened, going on multimedia sites such as twiter and facebook and posting about not giving a fuck is only not a fuck given if you are saying you dont give a fuck for no reason but if something makes you say i dont give a fuck then you go and post about it that is clearly a small fuck given.
being fat and on a diet timmy ate a whole pizza, no fucks given.
by Gdaddypurps November 21, 2013
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Fanks love

When Louis Tomlinson says thank you he does it with his whole heart and pours out his love for you. His cute donny accents only makes people love him even more
Girl: Louis you’re our sun

Louis: fanks love me thinks so too.
by Squidward supremacy September 4, 2020
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