FUCKDANGLE

Something that appears contradictory but ultimately makes sense. Surrounded by odd feelings and misgivings, but with no strong sense of wrongness.

Finding out my parents still do drugs was a big fuckdangle, but why wouldn't they?

by Dyna-Mole April 15, 2010

Fuckdangler

A fuckdangler is somebody who pretends they like/love/are attracted to you and then pull out of the relationship or sexual offer last minute.

Alternatively, it also means people who string you along in a relationship more long-term.

“I never loved you!!! I only dated you because you were there.”
“HOW DARE YOU!!! You... You fucking fuckdangler...”

by C L G June 13, 2020

fucktangle

The geometric shape of something that has been smashed beyond recognition.

That truck used to be a rectangle until the dumbass crashed it, now it's a fucktangle.

by q359 July 25, 2023

fuckjangle

Another generic term for bad drivers on the road. Commonly encountered in Arizona.

Come on fuckjangle why are you merging on the 202 going 30 mph move your ass.

by alcifer December 23, 2023

fuckwankerd

when you are soo drunk you don't know what you did in the last 3 minutes

you go to the bar to get another jack n coke and 3 minutes later you say i havn't had a drink for about half an hour and get a double jack and coke. if this happens you are fuckwankerd

by wiggie13 August 24, 2006

Fuckbaggleton

A place or location, actual or mythical, where fuckbags reside when not shitting the rest of the general population of Earth to tears.

"Why don't you, and the rest of your primordial puddle jumpers, pack up your shit, and piss off back to fuckbaggleton!

by Jimmy Tasmanianovich December 2, 2017

FuckWinkle

A little bastard

That boys a little FuckWinkle.

by SkagBoys May 5, 2018