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fuckmonkery

The act of being a jackass of sub-par intelligence.

The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.
Why in hell must I deal with all of this fuckmonkery every single day?

The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!
by NicholasJB1983 January 28, 2020
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fuckmoney

when money is granted upon an employer(PIMP) from the employee(WHORE)
" Betta give papa his fuckmoney for he pulls out his whippin-spoon!"
by JAWPS December 4, 2007
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fuckmonster

One who frequently engages in carefree sportfucking without regard to commitment, reason, or partners' emotions.
Yulia: William is a dirty, dirty fuckmonster.
William: You know you love it.
by Dino February 10, 2005
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fuckmonkey

AHHHH, that monkey is fucking a monkey, what a fuckmonkey!!!
by Zack August 20, 2003
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fuckdinger

you are a fat fuckdinger
by thebribri December 28, 2007
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fuckmonkey

You damn fuckmonkey!
by Jena December 28, 2003
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fuckfinger

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is less than satisfactory in their behaivour. Originated from the middle finger of a female, which is normally used to insert into their vagina or anus to pleasure themselves. Normally, has sticky residue and horrific odours as a result of not cleaning it.
You fuckfinger, why the hell did you root my nana!?
by Bonecrusher August 22, 2003
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