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Past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of fuckititis.

To be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.
1) John fuckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.

2) "I was so lethargic this evening, I even fuckited masturbating!"
fuckited by indecisiviously February 25, 2010

Fuckitupism 

1.The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.

3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
Fuckitupism by zingeraddict October 13, 2011

fuckattude 

A fucking bad attitude that transcends to all human based communication approaches- often involves fuckwittery and bad manors that exceed all aspects of impulsive human behaviour.
'That man has a serious fuckattude that needs to be addressed'
'I agree his fuckattude is some next level shit'
fuckattude by fuckattude January 23, 2015

fucktitude 

one's attitude in which they just dont give a fuck.
Jax: "Fuck work! I'm just gonna go in today and pull a Peter Gibbons!"

Wax: "That the fucktitude! You're living the Peter Gibbons Dream."
fucktitude by JE_Klektik April 26, 2006
The cops stopped me with a bag of weed and I was in some serious fuctitude.
fuctitude by Spoonie March 26, 2003

Fucklatude 

The rate or speed in which you are fucking.
person: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! OUR FUCKLATUDE IS LIKE 30MPH OR HIGHER!

Person2: im so proud :)
Fucklatude by Sexymamajama229 January 2, 2012