champagne for our real friends

Here's to champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!
- Old Irish Toast

Here's to champagne for our real friends!

by I, Wreckerrr December 17, 2020

Two Pretty Best Friends

A phenomena when there are two girls are best friends and are both pretty.*

Note: This phenomena has never been observed in real life

Man sitting in car: I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. Its always "one of them's always gotta be ugly".

by bigphatcoochie October 29, 2020

rockstar friends

(noun)

When you are boyfriend and girlfriend when you are in the same city, but when you are apart you are just good friends who plan on seeing each other again - eventually.

Dan and Michelle may live in different countries, but they travel to meet up every few months cause they are rockstar friends.

by gtbarry October 14, 2008

Olympic-Sized Friendship

A friendship that can fit love, marriage, and children inside of it!!

Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir have an olympic-sized friendship

by vmtwizzles July 30, 2018

two pretty best friends

something that doesn't exist

man in car: "i ain't never seen two pretty best friends. its always one of them gotta be ugly"

by man in car November 4, 2020

friendship cuddle

A deep hug lasting more than the standard, from a woman in need of comfort, while you attempt not to press your erection against her friendzoned body.

"She was all sad and shit, and just wanted me to sit and friendship cuddle. And I'm sitting there with a giant hard on."

by THE DAVAD April 21, 2016

free friends

Somewhere you go by yourself or with another fellow loser (usually a sports bar or Irish Pub) where you can associate with people in a similar predicament and pretend you have something in common. Also, any activity you do by yourself that starts a conversation with a total stranger. This term can be applied to many things.

Patton Oswalt in "Big Fan" would go to the Giants game with his "friend" and hang out in the parking lot even though they didn't have tickets, thus....free friends among the crowd.

by The Whapper June 9, 2013