titty flasher

A kitty flasher is a girl who will show her boobs in order to get a set of Mardi Gras beads.

Clarissa was a novice titty flasher. She got a haul of 34 Mardi Gras beads from flashing her titties.

by Angel of the Morning February 5, 2020

Flusterfucked

When you feel so confused and crazy that you start doing silly things that make no sense.

Can be a good thing OR a bad thing.

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so awesome that my brain exploded!

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so horrible that my brain exploded!

by CocaineCola December 5, 2010

Fuck-flustered

The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.

Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.

by PhoenixTH August 29, 2023

Flatterment

A compliment that leaves one flattered.

Coined by "Glee" actor Chris Colfer via Tweet

Person 1: You look absolutely stunning.

Person 2: *blushes* Well, thank you for the flatterment

by dadiva1889 December 18, 2010

flatterboy

a dork man who leeches on you an tries to be your friend

even though you say "no"

Thanks, flatterboy, now go on and stalk and worship someone else

by dickjohnsons December 21, 2009

flattercreeping

What Rick Grimes does with the signs in Love Actually. Any similar attempt by a stalker/creeper to win someone over using awkward and ill-advised attempts at flattery.

Coco: "Hey Ruby, someone just brought you a dozen roses and a 'You're Beautiful' balloon!"
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."

by folbirt December 23, 2014

Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017