Farfetch'd

The best fucking Pokemon ever. It's a fucking bird with a fucking leek that it rams up it's opponents' unsuspecting assholes.

"Oh look a Farfetch'd."
"Shit. We're fucked."

by cannedm December 1, 2009

fartstorm

The unfortunate long-term release of noxious gasses from one's asshole.

Jim: "Did you happen to see if we're out of--OH JESUS! That's fucking awful!"

Matt: "What?!"

Jim: "Your ass is a veritable fartstorm today!"

Matt: Dude get over it!

by gcmft. October 15, 2008

fartening

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.

don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.

by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009

farfetched

nearly impossible; highly unlikely

"The chances of winning the powerball lottery to fund your children's college education is pretty FARFETCHED."

by Jim Doolin July 16, 2008

fartitude

strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in

Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

cake farter

A woman who sits in a cake with her naked butt and releases methane emissions which cause global warming but also clear a room with their stinky aroma, right into a freshly-baked pastry.

Ashleigh sat down proudly naked in the cake and farted. She's a cake farter.

by GeorgeSchmoe October 3, 2008

serial farter

A person who farts consecutively

That fat chick,Shila, is a serial farter.

by Deimos_dread December 15, 2017