The fappen

A very hard pinch. Usually performed with a pinching gesture.

"Thats the fucking fappen"
"Thats it you are getting the fappen"

by ///////////////.////////////// August 26, 2019

Fapcorn

To masturbate whilst lurking in a sexual conversation

* sexual conversation ensues in a chat room*
* chatters notice a lurker*
-insert creative name here-, is Fapcorning

Past tense - Fapcorned
Present tense - Fapcorning
Person guilty of fapcorning - Fapcorner
MD

by CreativeHandle September 30, 2015

fappathon

fapping marathon
the attempt at masturbation throughout the day, as many times as possible

Timmy is watching porn, fappathon ++

by Curt V September 3, 2005

fappieren

German underground word which means masturbation / fapping.
It got most votes on Langenscheidt's jugendwort.de website in 2014 but the jury banned fappieren because image boards like the german pr0gramm and 4chan pushed the word.

Wir fappieren nachts. (We are fapping in the night.)
Bernd fappiert den ganzen Tag. (Bernd is fapping the whole day.)

by german_slang December 13, 2015

fapparatus

Apparutus used by the male to cause ejaculation. These devices must cause stimulation directly to the male genitaelia otherwise they are not defined as fapparatus which only attains pleasuring using the penis.

"My hand just ain't doing it for me so I've got some new fapparatus to help me!"

by p2ych0 February 21, 2008

FAPPAGE

That to which one faps. The object of ones masurbatory desires. noun.

The interweb contains a vast amount of serious fappage.

by IndigoRed September 3, 2007

Fanpol

The shortening of fandom police.

I uploaded some art of my ship today and the fanpol called me a pedophile.

by Madam Cash Money August 2, 2020