I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

Fatted

1)Fatted(process) is when you are getting heavily touched - you are getting fatted.

2)Fatted(verb) is the act of engaging in sexual activities with someone.

a)Send help i'm getting fatted
b)Yo bruv man i fatted jasmine so hard yesterday it was peng food farm

by phatted May 26, 2018

orange faced shit gibbon

Slang for the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump

Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps

by whenuwantapenguininfrance February 5, 2017

warthog-faced buffoon

An insult especially for people who act like total morons.
Credits to Wesley from the movie Princess Bride

Girl 1: whoops I spilt coke on your essay
Girl 2: You warthog-faced buffoon!

by Samantha Felicia Rose August 13, 2015

shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.

Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.

by Fucking ass's already using my name September 17, 2005

Double-faced entendre

Somebody who has two totally different personalities. One side being an angel and the other side being the devil.

Man 1: Dude, she's not good for you.
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She's a double-faced entendre.

by DaAdault June 23, 2021

Open-Faced Burrito Slam

A sexual manuever in which the female is lying with her shoulders down on the bed and her legs spread and pointing toward the ceiling. The male in turn has his penis pointed directly down and is in a state of insertion while his legs are to the sides of the female in a sort of half-crouch with his hands holding her ankles up. He then rocks back and forth, according to personal preference for amount of pleasure desired. This angle allows maximum stimulation of the female's G-spot and requires almost no effort from either participant whilst allowing for a maximum amount of stimulation.

This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.

"Dude! I got a leg cramp from doing the Open-Faced Burrito Slam last night!"

by Big Evil! November 29, 2004