Electrician 

Also known as sparky or fucktard.
Spectacularly retarded individuals who spend their days pulling on electrical cables whilst dreaming about penises.
They get the name sparky from the lack of two available brain cells to rub together and generate a fart of a spark.

Diametrically opposed to fitters

''Who is that fucktard?"

"That's Kevin. He is an electrician"

"Fuckin sparkys. Deadset braindead fucks, the lot of them"

OR
"Copy, underground electrician"
-no answer-
"Fuckwit is probably jerking off a cable wishing he cock was this big"

Electrician by -Zaknafien- June 29, 2017

Electrician 

A character in the Beastie Boys Song "Check it Out" arrested "because your ass is a fucking electrician."

"Son, you've been arrested, 'cause your ass, is an Electrician."

Electrician by Louis XIV December 9, 2019

Electricianist

When men that look like hulk irl have a problem with their car and ask for an electricianist

Similar to an electrician but he has dyslexia

I need to get an electricianist to check out my car

Electricianist by ovie wan canobee June 1, 2022

Electrician Underground 

Dope educational system that provides users with access to all of the training required in an electrical apprenticeship program for the relative cost of a value meal per month.

Available worldwide. To anyone, anytime, anywhere. No applications.

Ex. 1: Do not waste your time or money at a community college when Electrician Underground provides a superior curriculum at a fraction of the cost.

Ex. 2: Bro, my 16 year old brother already passed the journeyman test. Electrician Underground is for real!

Ex. 3: I live in Sudan, Africa. Electrician Underground taught me all about electrical theory and installation practices.

Electrician Underground by Braintank January 26, 2023

Electrician 

Homosexual

The only thing gayer than aids is an electrician especially one that’s works for Wilmar

Electrician by HH99 December 16, 2023

Electrician 

The sort of guy that you consider calling because their fridge magnet has like 20 percent off, then they arrive on time but you lose the magnet. Then he charges you extra.

Customer:Hi, I lost my fridge magnet but would like to get a discount.
Businessman:No magnet, no discount. Sorry.
Customer:But it wasn’t my fault! The electrician who came to my house charged me extra! I DEMAND A REFUND!

Businessman: But he fixed it, didn’t he? So if you want a refund, we’ll come over and restore it back to how it was before. Goodbye!
Customer(sighs): I hate my fridge magnets.

Electrician by hissingcobra January 16, 2024

electrician goes last 

Guys when I say electrician goes last, I mean that the ***WIRE is pulled last*** but the terminations such as receptacles and the switch boxes and light housings can be installing.

Electrician goes last Before hanging drywall/sheetrock/plywood (all electrical have to be done except the finals as fixtures/ outlets/switches etc.)

electrician goes last by 9.1 Walter May 21, 2024