Definitions by hissingcobra

1 

Since there are so many ways you can use this, use it! This could be like 1234567890 or 0987654321 or qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1ormnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq0987654321 or ngfdgfssdcvjhgnbfvw1hgbvxfcgvvb xcgfdzsda1q2w1qws32q3e12q211ws1xwsfcfghvbvcsdafvdfxdvcdszcxv… Sorry, I fell asleep.

Teacher:Use 1 in a word.*major mistake*
The other 8 billion people in the world: a1 b1 c1 d1 e1…*all different*
Teacher:*spanks themselves*

1 by hissingcobra January 16, 2024

Electrician 

The sort of guy that you consider calling because their fridge magnet has like 20 percent off, then they arrive on time but you lose the magnet. Then he charges you extra.

Customer:Hi, I lost my fridge magnet but would like to get a discount.
Businessman:No magnet, no discount. Sorry.
Customer:But it wasn’t my fault! The electrician who came to my house charged me extra! I DEMAND A REFUND!

Businessman: But he fixed it, didn’t he? So if you want a refund, we’ll come over and restore it back to how it was before. Goodbye!
Customer(sighs): I hate my fridge magnets.

Electrician by hissingcobra January 16, 2024

Banana 

Eat this, pretend to be a monkey with it, look funny wearing a costume, slip on it in real life, watch people slip on it in cartoons, trip up people in Mario Kart, and so much more. There are many ways you can use the godly banana.

You heard of banana? Banana controls our existence. It is an all-powerful universally strong deity. Pay respects(spam ‘f’) to this mighty object.

Banana by hissingcobra December 15, 2023

Person 

Anyone you see who is not an animal, however we all evolved from animals. But does that mean technically this definition shouldn’t exist?

You are a person. But you are an animal. According to this definition, you will need to decide if you don’t want to exist.

Person by hissingcobra December 14, 2023

Android 

The sworn enemy of Apple.

Jake:Did you hear about the latest Android?
Jim: Shut up! Everyone likes Apple!

Android by hissingcobra December 14, 2023

Fridge 

A device used for keeping elephants cool. As footprints in your butter will show.

Fridge: There’s a footprint in your butter!
Guy: Dang, the elephants have gotten in my fridge again. And did you just talk?

Fridge by hissingcobra December 14, 2023

video games 

Lots of people play these. Ask any random person and at least one out of ten will say: "yes, i do play video games." In fact, about 40% of the world's population do. There are billions of these to play. As you will see below, these are ONLY for leisure and NOT for regular use...

QWERTY: its the weekend. im gonna play some video games.
QWERTYUIOP:ok. DO NOT SPEND 300 HOURS ON IT!!!!!
QWERTY: bleeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh viiideooo gammmessss!!!!!!!!!
QWERTYUIOP: uh oh.. gone hyper. AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

video games by hissingcobra May 7, 2022