hissingcobra's definitions

i

A vowel that Apple always uses.

123: hey you heard of iphone 14?
456: No i dont want to. Apple always uses i in front of everything!!!!!!!!!!

by hissingcobra May 1, 2022

Android

The sworn enemy of Apple.

Jake:Did you hear about the latest Android?
Jim: Shut up! Everyone likes Apple!

by hissingcobra December 14, 2023

video games

Lots of people play these. Ask any random person and at least one out of ten will say: "yes, i do play video games." In fact, about 40% of the world's population do. There are billions of these to play. As you will see below, these are ONLY for leisure and NOT for regular use...

QWERTY: its the weekend. im gonna play some video games.
QWERTYUIOP:ok. DO NOT SPEND 300 HOURS ON IT!!!!!
QWERTY: bleeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh viiideooo gammmessss!!!!!!!!!
QWERTYUIOP: uh oh.. gone hyper. AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hissingcobra May 7, 2022

fridge

A way of keeping food and weird humans cool.

Random guy: im gonna search up fridge on urban dictionary.
Random guy 789: gonna jump in the fridge. see ya later.
5 seconds later
Random guy: you so weird jumping into fridges bro this website says so

by hissingcobra May 1, 2022

sitting and working

This is so boring that you will slump over your computer and by some magical coincidence type this then roll over and hit enter. When you wake up you're like what the hell happened??? Otherwise you like sitting and working for some reason or you are being forced to do it.

1234567890: Hey you're sitting and working aren't you???
0987654321: Yep i am.

*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear

0987654321 goes home feeling weird

by hissingcobra May 1, 2022

Fridge

A device used for keeping elephants cool. As footprints in your butter will show.

Fridge: There’s a footprint in your butter!
Guy: Dang, the elephants have gotten in my fridge again. And did you just talk?

by hissingcobra December 14, 2023

1

Since there are so many ways you can use this, use it! This could be like 1234567890 or 0987654321 or qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1ormnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq0987654321 or ngfdgfssdcvjhgnbfvw1hgbvxfcgvvb xcgfdzsda1q2w1qws32q3e12q211ws1xwsfcfghvbvcsdafvdfxdvcdszcxv… Sorry, I fell asleep.

Teacher:Use 1 in a word.*major mistake*
The other 8 billion people in the world: a1 b1 c1 d1 e1…*all different*
Teacher:*spanks themselves*

by hissingcobra January 16, 2024