Anyone you see who is not an animal, however we all evolved from animals. But does that mean technically this definition shouldn’t exist?
You are a person. But you are an animal. According to this definition, you will need to decide if you don’t want to exist.
by hissingcobra December 14, 2023
This is so boring that you will slump over your computer and by some magical coincidence type this then roll over and hit enter. When you wake up you're like what the hell happened??? Otherwise you like sitting and working for some reason or you are being forced to do it.
1234567890: Hey you're sitting and working aren't you???
0987654321: Yep i am.
*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear
0987654321 goes home feeling weird
0987654321: Yep i am.
*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear
0987654321 goes home feeling weird
by hissingcobra May 02, 2022
Fridge: There’s a footprint in your butter!
Guy: Dang, the elephants have gotten in my fridge again. And did you just talk?
Guy: Dang, the elephants have gotten in my fridge again. And did you just talk?
by hissingcobra December 14, 2023
Random guy: im gonna search up fridge on urban dictionary.
Random guy 789: gonna jump in the fridge. see ya later.
5 seconds later
Random guy: you so weird jumping into fridges bro this website says so
Random guy 789: gonna jump in the fridge. see ya later.
5 seconds later
Random guy: you so weird jumping into fridges bro this website says so
by hissingcobra May 02, 2022
123: hey you heard of iphone 14?
456: No i dont want to. Apple always uses i in front of everything!!!!!!!!!!
456: No i dont want to. Apple always uses i in front of everything!!!!!!!!!!
by hissingcobra May 02, 2022
The sort of guy that you consider calling because their fridge magnet has like 20 percent off, then they arrive on time but you lose the magnet. Then he charges you extra.
Customer:Hi, I lost my fridge magnet but would like to get a discount.
Businessman:No magnet, no discount. Sorry.
Customer:But it wasn’t my fault! The electrician who came to my house charged me extra! I DEMAND A REFUND!
Businessman: But he fixed it, didn’t he? So if you want a refund, we’ll come over and restore it back to how it was before. Goodbye!
Customer(sighs): I hate my fridge magnets.
Businessman:No magnet, no discount. Sorry.
Customer:But it wasn’t my fault! The electrician who came to my house charged me extra! I DEMAND A REFUND!
Businessman: But he fixed it, didn’t he? So if you want a refund, we’ll come over and restore it back to how it was before. Goodbye!
Customer(sighs): I hate my fridge magnets.
by hissingcobra January 16, 2024
The sworn enemy of Apple.
by hissingcobra December 14, 2023