Definitions by Braintank

Electrician Underground 

Dope educational system that provides users with access to all of the training required in an electrical apprenticeship program for the relative cost of a value meal per month.

Available worldwide. To anyone, anytime, anywhere. No applications.

Ex. 1: Do not waste your time or money at a community college when Electrician Underground provides a superior curriculum at a fraction of the cost.

Ex. 2: Bro, my 16 year old brother already passed the journeyman test. Electrician Underground is for real!

Ex. 3: I live in Sudan, Africa. Electrician Underground taught me all about electrical theory and installation practices.

Electrician Underground by Braintank January 26, 2023

Al Haymon

Modern day prize fighter owner who signs young, uneducated, impressionable men into garbage contracts. He convinces young black fighters that because he's black also, he's looking out for their best interest. He accomplishes this by gifting them gaudy jewelry and giving them allowances to make them feel special. Meanwhile he delays their success with inactivity and non-competitive low risk matches.

After obtaining an MBA from Harvard Al Haymon went on to become the most prominent career destroyer in America.

Al Haymon by Braintank October 9, 2018

Errol Spence Jr 

The truth.

Instead of telling a fib, try telling Errol Spence Jr.

Errol Spence Jr by Braintank October 9, 2018

Billy Joe Saunders

Gypsy boxer who gives zero fucks

Billy Joe Saunders slapped Deontay Wilder with a chicken like a bitch.

Billy Joe Saunders by Braintank October 9, 2018

Deontay Wilder

Slack Jawed WBC Heavyweight champion. Illiterate scarecrow with no common sense.

"Hi, my name is Deontay Wilder, the heavyweight champion in America with zero following because I'm a slack jaw retard."

Deontay Wilder by Braintank October 8, 2018

Kavanaughed 

To get locked in a room and groped with a hand over your mouth.

Shut your mouth bitch, before you get Kavanaughed.

Kavanaughed by Braintank October 5, 2018