The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.
Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:
They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:
They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!
Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby
Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby
Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
by thedouchetoolresistanceforce May 25, 2010
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Wow. Ali has posted her face pic 10 times in the last 2 hours on instagram. Her douchestrogen levels must be high today.
by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018
Get the douchestrogen mug.A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.
Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.
Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*
Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*
by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008
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by Futureghst-MJC April 6, 2012
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Get the Douchette mug.A group of douches, three or more, that move, behave, drink and act as one big douche. Usually found in clubs, bars and sporting events.
Bar patron 1: "We need to move bars dude. those guys over there are all wearing Tapout tees, white hats and have chinstrap beards."
Bar patron 2: "Yep that's a Douchetroupe in it's natural environment. We don't have a chance if they start ordering shots, yelling at the TV and shouting at women in the bar."
Bar patron 1 and 2 leave
Bar patron 2: "Yep that's a Douchetroupe in it's natural environment. We don't have a chance if they start ordering shots, yelling at the TV and shouting at women in the bar."
Bar patron 1 and 2 leave
by LeprechaunOD March 16, 2011
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