Dickling

A fledgling penis

Be sure to feed and water your dickling everyday, or it will not grow.

by Sooperdooperpooperscooper October 9, 2014

dickwong

An extremely stupid or arrogant person.

Tina acted like such a dickwong when she tried to show off in front of Scott.

by Crystess February 21, 2004

Dickling

A small, delicate, dainty chair. Usually painted with pastel colors. Typically used for tea or garden parties by the wealthy.

"Darling, go fetch the porcelain dickling set! The neighbors are coming for tea."

by JustFizzy November 9, 2012

dickmonger

one who is beyond the gayest of gays

you know that guy jeff? hes a dickmonger

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs March 9, 2011

dickbong

when a fellow stoner( hopefuly female) takes a hit from a bong, gives you a blowjob, then proceeds to blow the smoke out before swollowing.

Dude, I was at this party lastnight and sally totaly dickbonged me!

by Nitroglisorine March 29, 2011

Dickling

To tickle someone with one's dick.

Suzanne was laughing so hard because Jeremy was dickling her all over.

by stumplump July 23, 2017

DickMonger

A fat slutty whore
who is a nice lady
YOUR LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME
eat balls

Shut up dickmonger. your language is offensive to me

by JAYYYYdeeeeeeesixtynine May 27, 2011