Fucktardian Cuntwaffle

A person who does something that is absolutely unbelievably fucktarded.

I can’t believe you wrecked my truck you Fucktardian Cuntwaffle.

by The Kid From Up June 4, 2020

Cuntwaffle

Something to stuff a twat with

1. Dave can be such a cuntwaffle

2. Got a cuntwaffle? I'm on the rag

by Tobi1K3nobi May 27, 2009

CUNTWAFFLE

1> Term of endearment, such as "bro", "homey", "nigga" or "cunty".

2> Used to describe an ex-gurlfriend or a chickenhead.

That cuntwaffle can eat a dick!

by Seth January 14, 2005

fucking cuntswaggler

A fucking cuntswaggler is someone that wonders around in one's cunt. We use the word "fucking" to add more emphasis into the insult.

What do you mean you lost the keys you fucking cuntswaggler?!

by El Sensai November 17, 2006

cuntswaggling

the act of swaggling one's cunt. to wave around one's bitch.

that pimp was cuntswaggling last night, hardcore style.

by the cheat August 16, 2003

Cuntzagger

The act of taking the edge of your palm across a clitoris multiple time in opposing motions. Usually done during cunninglingus as a means to get a breather or assess what the hell you just got into. Usually done while highly intoxicated.

Jason 87 is a cuntzagger because when he got down there she wouldn't let him back up, so he got bored and just zagged the cunt.

by El Capitan Garfield April 27, 2011

Cuntbagger

1)Meaning a guy who has his girlfriend whenever he wants.

2) A derogatory term meaning your bitch's pussy is so ugly that it needs a bag over it.

1)Aww you fucking cuntbagger, how come you can tap that whenever you want.

2)Kevin's girlfriend is a cuntbagger.

by Iosephos November 9, 2008