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Cuntstitution

A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.
Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Cuntestant

someone who takes part in a competition, competing for the cuntiest cunt of the year award
Cuntisha is the most cunty cuntestant
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Cuntstrick

cuntstrick an immoral dirty tactic or action.
Tony Blair has pulled a right cuntstrick on the people of the UK.
by Wrong type of lesbian. April 5, 2004
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Cuntstruction

An obstruction or blockage leading to the cunt. Such as a period pad, tampon, douche, dildo, chastity belt and or granny panties. Also see cock block, clam jam, tuna hamper and vaginal deflection.
"Jon was excited to make love to Jane but was experiencing (Cuntstruction) while trying to achieve her cunt".
by Crazy_Bout_Tacos July 29, 2017
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Cuntitis

A Disease caused by being such a cunt for so long that they turn into one and bleed to death
Hillary died of cuntitis
by Proskill October 14, 2018
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cuntstruck

Usually used by a third party to describe the unusual, changed behaviour of a friend who has fallen head-over-heels in love, and is celebrating that event with prodigious feats of erotic endurance. The third party is, by definition, jealous, and the protagonist is in unashamed and glorious celebration of his new-found partner in outrageous lust . . .
He's had his curtains closed all weekend; the shop hasn't opened - I reckon he's completely cuntstruck with that dirty bint from Machynlleth . . .
by NostradamusZen August 24, 2007
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Cuntish

Someone who exhibits the qualities of a cunt (usually used to describe an extremely odious person, or their behavior)
Harnk's insults became increasingly cuntish as the days dragged on, I really wish he would die.
by realhandshandy January 27, 2003
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