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cuntistry 

The art of practicing cuntish behavior to the level of a Stepford Wife. Possessing the unique skill of using the vaginal orifice to disembowel a man whether in practice or speech.
My ex-wife canceled my little girls birthday party without telling me and rescheduled it until after I had to leave the state, after I flew all the way there just to attend and paid for it.

She has taken her cuntistry to a whole new level.
cuntistry by Red Butterfly Wings January 12, 2012
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cuntifery 

heinous fuckery most foul - used as a collective noun for the selfish, petty, nasty actions committed by a person, usually a narcissistic.
Divorce was a given after his latest display of cuntifery.
cuntifery by bluerinse666! February 17, 2015
Someone who has nothing against race, creed or colour but loathes those who take advantage of, exploit, damage, threaten, bully, or act like idiots and behave like cunts.
I'm not a racist but I am most certainly a cuntist.
Cuntist by URBANE November 4, 2015

Cuntastrophe 

A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.
Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.

Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."

Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.

Cuntstrick 

cuntstrick an immoral dirty tactic or action.
Tony Blair has pulled a right cuntstrick on the people of the UK.

Cuntstruction

An obstruction or blockage leading to the cunt. Such as a period pad, tampon, douche, dildo, chastity belt and or granny panties. Also see cock block, clam jam, tuna hamper and vaginal deflection.
"Jon was excited to make love to Jane but was experiencing (Cuntstruction) while trying to achieve her cunt".