Bum Crust is a wholesome, healthy,
organic food supplied by a dealer. It's sacred and, if distributed fairly, could save world hunger. A
single gram to have all the nutrition you need for 3 days! Unluckily many people are trying to steal it due to its value. Healthy
bum crust usually takes about 2 years to mature, and stealing it beforehand could be detrimental to your health! It needs to be farmed using a special Crustinator at around 18 months and then left to ripen in the Crustation Facilities. But there is always the risk over over-maturing, consequently this removes the nutrients so, you are actually eating plain, hardened poo. To be safe on the matter, you can always contact your local dealer who shall point you in the right direction. At the moment we are still researching the full potential of the crust and it's not for the public to consume. But it could solve
food problems in the future
Mano: Krithik, you got the
bum Crust?
Krithik: Yes I do, but it'
s not for you to
eat as of yet, it needs to ripen
Mano: KRITHIK I DEMAND YOUR CRUST NOW
Krithik: No Mano, we need to give it to other people, you can't eat it all!
Mano: Let me at your farms
Krithik: NOOOOOOOO *Screams and shouts* IT'S NOT
RIPE, IT'S NOT HEALTHY, PLEASE WAIT A
LITTLE LONGER BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY SUPPLY I'VE GOT!
Mano: KRITHIK I HAVENT EATEN IN 20 MINUTES, I NEED MY NUTRITION
*Mano clutches Krithiks bumcheeks and licks the bumhole and its surrounding crust
