Bum Crust is a wholesome, healthy, organic food supplied by a dealer. It's sacred and, if distributed fairly, could save world hunger. A single gram to have all the nutrition you need for 3 days! Unluckily many people are trying to steal it due to its value. Healthy bum crust usually takes about 2 years to mature, and stealing it beforehand could be detrimental to your health! It needs to be farmed using a special Crustinator at around 18 months and then left to ripen in the Crustation Facilities. But there is always the risk over over-maturing, consequently this removes the nutrients so, you are actually eating plain, hardened poo. To be safe on the matter, you can always contact your local dealer who shall point you in the right direction. At the moment we are still researching the full potential of the crust and it's not for the public to consume. But it could solve food problems in the future

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Originating from Egypt, Bum crust describes the phaecal matter that is not properly wiped from the rectum after excreting phoeses. Consequently, the remaining phaecal matter hardens and becomes entwined within the Pubic hair to form what is known as "BumCrust". See arse biscuits

Efficacious remains after expelling dung from the anus, usually due to a lack of stripe swipe, but often due to ones neglect of erasing the mistake. Can lead to droopy drawers or bung prints.