crotchgobbler

one who gives oral sex

Paris Hilton is a crotchgobbler.

by jesusisonlsd December 28, 2006

crotchtower

A crotchtower is a male's erect penis in pants; implies acute awareness of surroundings. "All along the crotchtower, princes kept their view while the women came and went"

"She's hot. I have a crotchtower."

by The Red Bohemian April 20, 2016

Crotchcorn

The popcorn that you inevitably drop onto your crotch during a movie that you will eat anyway.

Dude, stop eating all that crotchcorn, it's making me want to vomit.

by somekidnamedian January 19, 2009

Crotchtosis

A bad case of smelly pussy.

Chronic smelly pussy.

Billy refused to go down on his girl because she had a bad case of CROTCHTOSIS!

by Krzygrl July 2, 2009

crotchrocket

Sport bikes/motorcycles that have a smooth ride and fast speeds

one of the few vehicles i havent ridden on known for racing

by for you to decide July 11, 2003

Crotching

A term used in lieu of masturbation.

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."

by R. Cahill May 3, 2008

Crotchshot

A variation of the now famous Head Shot.

Player 1: He's in my sights.

Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.

Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotchshot!

Player 2: Fuck.....

by kazook April 25, 2006